Marching Orders
Welcome to Ghost. Please enjoy my mini zine.

First things first. You may have noticed that Croning is now on Ghost, not Substack. I realize that the community here is not as large as the community on Substack, and I’m going to miss the interactions I have with so many awesome creators and readers. There’s no need to write a whole thing about this, but the problem is Bari Weiss. The thought of Bari Weiss profiting from my work makes me puke. The thought that a penny of financial support I get from subscribers is going to Bari Weiss is intolerable. So, welcome to Croning’s new home. Take off your shoes. Leave them on. Totally up to you. And if you think you’re doing me a favor by telling me that this place smells like cats, you are not. I know that this place smells like cats.
Moving on....
I made a thing. It’s one of those lists of things you can do because everything if fucking terrible. I am fully aware that there are many such lists in circulation right now. Perhaps so many lists that the lists that are supposed to keep you from becoming overwhelmed are, themselves, overwhelming! But here's how my list is different: It comes in mini zine form, and this is the first such list I've seen that encourages people to punch Nazis.
Marching Orders: 31 Days of Being Punk AF is available in both two-tone and monotone forms for downloading and distribution. There’s also a website that functions as a sort of expanded version of the zine. There’s more information on the website—and I may well update it throughout the month—but the minizine is totes adorbs if I do say so myself. I hope you find one or both useful.